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1. Self-Lubricating Male

I used to masturbate wearing a condom and using my pre-cum as lubricant. When I had ejaculated, I would slip the rubber off, roll it up, and put it in a plastic film canister, which kept it from drying out. The next time I masturbated, I'd unroll the condom, slip it on, and use my previous ejaculate as lubricant. I've used the same rubber over and over this way, though I would squeeze some of the cum out of it when it started getting too full. Your own cum makes a really sexy and effective lubricant.


2. Beach balling

My favorite way to masturbate is using a medium size beach ball inserted down between two pairs of underwear worn backwards. I then take a small air pump used for fish aquariums and use about a 6 foot length of air hose and attach the hose to the valve of the beach ball and lay down on the bed and read porn magazines while I slowly hump the beach ball till I have a massive orgasm!


3. Make me up

Whenever I feel like a really good blow job, one really cheap toy I've discovered for masturbation is a make up brush. When I masturbate I like to take the brush and use it all over my penis and testicles. It feels like getting an awesome blowjob! It also feels wonderful everywhere else too.


4. TV game

When you are bored and you have just masturbate thinking on every celebrity, every pornstar and there's nobody left.....well...i personally recommend this game. Turn on the TV, then look at your clock (example: 11:32) this time as an example it says 11...you get your TV controller and start changing the channel up or down 11 times and you gotta find some way to masturbate thinking only in the people you are watching in that moment. If you saw a great girl in a commercial but the commercial is over...DON"T THINK ANYMORE ABOUT HER!!!...only the people that appear on the TV at that moment… even if is one of those famous Pokemon.


5. Who is that masked man?

Lubricate your penis and get it hard, wear a mask over your face and put a mirror in front of you, then put your middle finger up your ass hole and rub it up and down real fast as it make you more horny (make sure your finger nail is short), Then with your other hand softly start rubbing your penis and imagine your reflection in the mirror is some other person jerking off over you, before you know it your rubbing you penis real fast as cum flies.


6. Cum rag

The only downside to masturbation...is of course the clean up! Well I have a pretty easy way to clean up. You know how there always seems to be that extra sock in the dryer. Well now you can put it too some good use...just use it as your "cum rag"..everytime you wanna wank off, when you are about to come, just slip the sock on top and blow your wad in it. The sock usually absorbs it relatively quickly (within 1/2 a day or so) and it's ready for use the next time you feel the need. Just remember: you may want too throw it out after about 20 times, or when it starts growing fungus or something...


7. Thigh play

First I like to lube up my inner thighs, then lube up my cock. Next I stick my cock between the thighs that are lubed up keep pushing my cock until I climax, pushing my cock with my middle and ring finger. I do this a lot.


8. Morning shower

I tried this today. While taking a shower I lied down on the bottom of the shower. The hot water aimed at my dick. Next I added some shampoo to add a little extra smoothness. It felt like I was cumming into a water fall.


9. Book worm

You'll need to be wearing tighty-whities for this one...And it helps to make sure your dick is properly aligned inside them (and to wear dark jeans to cover the evidence).Go to your local bookstore, the one that sells adult magazines, dressed as you normally do. If they have open copies, pick up one that interests you and start reading. As you feel yourself getting hard, don't let up, just keep reading. If you run out of good pictures in one magazine, switch to another You will feel yourself getting ready to climax, but don't stop. Keep reading and think sexy thoughts. Imagine yourself having sex with the girls in the picture. As you feel yourself about to cum, just keep reading like nothing is happening. When you shoot off, the pressure from the whities will give you the best orgasm you'll ever have. You will rock back and forth even, like you're having a seizure. When you're all finished, put the magazine back and drive home with the cum still soaking in your pants. The dark jeans will ensure that no one notices if it starts to leak out of the underwear. 


10. Baggie baller

I take a Ziploc baggie, fill it half-full with hot water, squeeze the air out, zip it, fold it in half, put it in between mattresses, or couch cushions, and fuck away. It's better if it breaks as you come 
 


11. Tighty whities

I get a pair of fly-front tighty-whities a size or two too small. Cotton-polyester blends stretch a little and are better than 100% cotton (but are getting hard to find these days - try Sears). The openings for your legs should be just big enough. I slip my dick through the fly and wank away.


12. Against the wall

I like to soap up one hand really well in the shower. Then place my palm on my hard cock, holding it against my stomach. Then I place my hand (on my cock) against the bathroom wall. Then run it in a circular motion until I cum!!


13. Wedgie wonder

Don the briefs and while still flaccid, pull your cock and balls thru the fly. If you got the right size, they should be almost too small to wear and getting all the dangly bits thru should be a minor challenge. Now give yourself a wedgie so that the top of the fly hole presses against the base of your cock, where it meets the pubic hair. If you aren't erect yet, loosen the pressure at the base for a moment to let some blood in (or just insert a couple of fingers at the top of the fly and spread them). Your cock will grow as hard as a steel rebar, and stay that way as long as you are stimulated. If your briefs aren't quite small enough, rotate the leg holes of the briefs around your thighs to make the wedgie tighter. DON'T MAINTAIN PRESSURE FOR MORE THAN 20 MINUTES because your dick needs to keep a fresh blood supply just like your brain. And wash them often - there's nothing nastier than a pair of semen-encrusted briefs with skid marks in 'em. Try it with your sex partner - they'll LOVE it! 


14. Foamy fun

Buy a can of shaving foam, and squirt the whole can onto your body, you should be completely covered, head to toe. (be naked first!) Start wanking with one hand, and the other clenching balls and then fingering arse. When reaching a climax, stop, and wait for 3 minutes, then begin again. Do this 10 times...this will make loads of cum. When you get to the point of no return, stand up and put your head between your legs to catch the cum in your mouth...swallow if necessary.


15. Soda popper

A well lubed soda bottle stuck up the ass as you wank is wonderful


 

16. CuCUMber

Cucumbers are a man's best friend. Use a cucumber to jack off and it will increase how far you cum!


17. In the butt

I absolutely love shoving things up my ass and masturbating many times a day. So far I have used as dildos: hair brushes, candles, test tubes carrots, shot gun shells, and of course my hand (almost got the whole thing in). 


18. Fingers up there

I like to stick my fingers up my ass while I am jerking my cock. It feels GOOD!!!


19. Sheer energy

Grab a pair of pantyhose from your girlfriend. Remove your pants and underwear. Now put on her pantyhose. If you do it right, you will get an instant hard-on! Hear that "swooshing" sound when you rub your legs and feet against each other. Feel the smoothness of your pantyhosed legs and feet. Now you can see your hard rock dick through the translucent pantyhose panel waiting for your command. Rub your dick until your wad shoots through the pantyhose panel.
 


20. Shiver me timbers

Make sure you are hard. Place your balls on a tray of ice so they nice and cold. While your balls are on the tray of ice, take a roll of paper towels and lube up the cardboard inside. Grab towels firmly, stoke until finished!!! (Nott sure exactly what the ice does, but it helps me shoot big loads!!)


21. Open wide

My favorite way to masturbate is to lie on my back, throw my legs over my head, and then pump the whole load right into my mouth. It tastes great and it is not too filling....Enjoy!


22. Tie me up

I tie my balls up real tight, at the base, and then jack off with baby oil. The feeling is intense. 


23. Not afraid of the dark

My ultimate is to turn off all of the lights. Put soft music on the radio, put a blindfold and hood over my head so that I'm in total darkness and with silk panties in hand slowly stroke till I'm about to cum. Stop awhile and then do it again. Rubbing my entire body, cock and balls, I can imagine anything. After about 30-45 min, I'm ready to cum, and so when it happens it is so intense that it lifts me off of the bed. My only regret is that I waited till I was 50 to discover it.


24. Stealth Masturbation: 

Now this might be kind of hard but it. Grease your hair. (really) Works best with long hair. and yes the hair on your head. Then bend down REALLY FAR. Stick your cock in your hair put on some rock music and head bang. This is the MAXIMUM PLEASURE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!


25. Cool touch on a hot day

Firstly get a plastic bag and place in the freezer for half an hour, till it gets cold. Strip; I love being naked when I jack off. Lube up your cock with a mixture of Vaseline and toothpaste (the toothpaste stings, it feels great) and wrap the cold plastic bag around your rock hard utensil, then insert a small spoon (make sure it is cold) up your ass. Then pump away. This is fantastic on a hot day. But anytime works great the coldness on your cock make you want to pump faster and faster. I am stiff now just thinking about this.


25. A little help from your friend

Ask your partner to masturbate you. She should lube her both hands nicely, and then start stroking the penis from the head to the lower end making sure that the thumbs of both of her hands are sliding on the back of your penis. The more tightly she massages the more heavenly the pleasure is....


26. Head massage

I love to masturbate. I start off by looking at some pics of naked women, as most men do. This really gets me going. Once I get hard, I pull the skin back off my penis. Usually, there is a lot of precum starting to come out. I hold my penis in my right hand, and rub the head with some mineral oil on my left hand. I usually use the palm of my left hand to stroke the head. I love the feeling this brings me. It makes me so hot, until I cum.


27. Spit shine

First, spit some saliva onto the head of your cock, then, put your thumb and index fingers just beneath your head and close all fingers around your cock. Now, slowly turn your hand as if you were turning a motorbike handle. It creates an excellent handjob feeling. However, this may not work for people with curved or under 6 inch penises.


28. Speed shooting

I like to get really hard and then time myself, to see how quick I can get off. My record is 33 seconds. One good way to help this out is to lube up your cock and finger and slide it up there and jerk hard. Have fun with that one


29. Tug away

When I masturbate, I take my cock and stroke it rhythmically and tug on my testicle scrotum at the same time. It seems to make me cum harder and squirt more.


30. Finger myself

I love to masturbate. Whenever I'm really bored at home I lube up and go on ahead. But what I particularly enjoy is as I masturbate I either finger my ass, or upon availability I will fuck my ass with a pen or toothbrush or something and that feels SO SO damn good. I would suggest all guys to try this. It doesn't mean you're gay or anything, and if you think that you're a total dumbass. I love masturbating! I also like to have masturbation sessions with friends. Its fun to let someone else jack you off, guy or girl. That's my favorite, but rarely I get that opportunity. But if anyone wants to come over and jack me off you're very well welcome!!


31. Tampon in and out

If I really want a wild orgasm I insert a tampon in my anus. I then masturbate to orgasm and as I about to cum I pull out the tampon. It gives me wild orgasms.


32. Fast lane

I like to pull my pants down while driving home on a two lane road. I love it when truckers pass me and see me jacking off.


33. The grip

Sometimes to get a change from the basic whacking grip I like to hold my dick like it's a pen, holding it with the index finger and thumb. The good thing is that my middle finger knuckle gently rubs the side of my dick


34. Nerf turf

I cut a slit into the end of an old Nerf football. I just stick a condom on, lube it up real well, and I start pumping the football. It feels really good.


35. Metholated deep heat

I place an elastic string of beads around the base of my scrotum (almost like a cockring). I put a dab of Deep Heat (a menthol based cream for relief of pain) in my anal opening. This gives a warm, tingling sensation. Often, I put the menthol cream on the string of beads too. I take a beer bottle, place a condom over it and place it deep in my ass. I use lube to massage the head of my dick. When I'm ready, I shoot! The menthol increases the pain and prolongs the sensation, just like being fucked hard.


36. Boxer bang

I like to stick my cock out of my boxer shorts and stroke. I do by pressing the base of it against the elastic of my shorts.


37. Taint nothing

I usually proceed with a basic one handed jack off session but as if am about to achieve orgasm I press my middle finger between my balls and ass. Harder pressure means greater orgasm


38. What's your favorite color?

When I'm horny, I find some lotion and a tube of M&M mini's and then I lubricate my dick and the inside of the tube. Then I stick my cock into the tube and run it slowly up and down my cock. Sometimes, my cock gets stuck by the suction formed by the tube but it always comes off.


39. Two-hander

When masturbating I often use both hands, I start out with one hand dry hand for several minutes until a little semen seeps out, then I lube up and position myself on my bed on my back with my but against the wall and my legs up in the air. I prop my pillow behind my head so I can see my cock as I jerk off. now my hands are lubed some times I pee small amounts to add to the pleasure, when I'm close to cumming I stop stroking until the urge to cum is past and repeat over and over until I can't hold it in after several hours and let lose a massive wet orgasm all over myself!


40. Hot pad

Take a heating pad and uncover where the vinyl part is bare. Fold the heating pad in half and plug in and slightly warm, Rub the pad well with lube and place (open side) between the mattress (or couch). Lube your dick and place it between the two folded areas of the heating pad. Thrust your way back and forth. The pad is hot and melts the lube and the sensation is great!


41. Slide behind

When you are masturbating, lube your other hand and run through your ass in sliding form, do not enter it yet, just keep on sliding, then when you feel you are about to cum, hand fuck your ass, you'll get a big load!!


42. Breasteses

Obtain some latex surgical gloves or some kind of a super strong condom. Go crank up the bath tub and start stroking a bit. The water should be warm. Fill the latex glove with water from the faucet. Blow it up but not to big to the point it's about to pop. For some odd reason just doing this is erotic and gets you erect. Blow up another one...now comes the fun. Use your mind....pretend they are massive breasts...hump them...lick the fingers which resemble nipples...or drain the tub and smatter a water based lube inside for some slippery action. You'll orgasm when you find a hot position and go at it quickly. Super cool


43. Bunch o' tips

Here are some assorted tips which have made my masturbatory life the best:
1. Always get high before you stroke. It feels so much better
2. Try doing it in as public a location as possible. (i.e.) the backyard, in the car, at a secluded spot on the beach, etc.
3. Do it in front of a mirror. Get to adore your beautiful cock being stroked by the greatest lover on earth!
4. Take as long a session as possible. Those that are an hour or longer are the best. Take breaks if necessary.
5. If you have a lover, ADMIT your love for masturbation. Do it together as often as possible.
6. Guys, stick your finger up your asshole when you are about ready to cum. It stimulates the prostate gland and makes for a hell of an orgasm.
7. Try eating a banana during masturbation. It simulates the blowjob process quite well.
8. Create a masturbation email list. Email someone while you are masturbating and share every gorgeous detail.
9. Wear a t-back and start masturbating while lying on your stomach (preferably outdoors). After a few minutes pretend that a member of the opposite sex is removing the t-back, and continue masturbating to climax.
10. Guys, save your cum in a small container, such as a pharmacy bottle. When your ready to masturbate pour the saved cum all over your dick and balls.


44. Pillowtalk

I take a small plastic bag that you can get from a supermarket. Roll it up in a pillow. Squirt some lotion down it then I fuck it hard. I like to do this in front of a mirror. Some times I stick a banana up my ass. These make me cum so hard.


45. Cozy in the Jacuzzi (Note: this is potentially dangerous and not recommended)

Get in a Jacuzzi, fill it up with water, and turn it on. Then put your dick right in front of one of the water-jets. It gets caught in the suction, and it's one of the best orgasms I've ever had.


46. Bologna baller

I take a body pillow and bend it in half and put towels inside of the pillow plus some warm juicy lunch meat from the microwave. I take string and tie the pillow tight and start moving my dick back and forth until I come.


47. Spray paint

When opening a champagne bottle it is usually done to celebrate something. Well no matter how you wish masturbate as you are at your climax and about ready to blow, put your thumb on the eye of your penis and jizz. It's like shaking a bottle of champagne and spraying it everywhere. Makes for a good party trick.


48. Rope a dope (Note: this is potentially dangerous and not recommended)

During solo, private masturbation, I like to tie a soft rope around the base of my penis and balls after my penis is hard. If it's pulled tight enough, blood is trapped in the penis and it becomes very rigid and full, and eventually, somewhat purplish. The rope is about 8 feet long. It doesn't really hurt but is instead very erotic, especially to watch in a mirror. I don't usually stay "tied" for long, since I really enjoy changing the way the rope is tied to maximize effect, all the time watching in a mirror. Loosening the rope periodically is safer too. Most exciting is "splitting" my balls by having the rope pass between them and back up and around and knotted at the base of my rod. I then wrap the extra card around the shaft, knotting it each time until I reach the head. Sometimes, the rope can pass between my legs and into my butt crack. That also adds to the final strength of my orgasm. Since the cord is tight, the urethra is also tied off, and the ejaculate doesn't fully come out until after the rope is loosened. My latest fantasy is to tie up like this and then scan my tied cock with my scanner.


49. Double vibration

Tape or otherwise attach *two* vibrators to your hard penis. Using two or even three vibrators sets up alternating pulsations that are stronger than any of the vibrators alone. Adjusting the speeds of each machine will vary the way they pulsate. Very good for no hands solo play.


50. Liver lover

Buy a piece of the cheapest raw liver you can find. Warm it up, slice a slot into and whack away. It feels as good as a real vagina!!


81. Bud-o-rrific

Well this isn't much of a method but more of an aid. I find that when I smoke a lot of pot and really get baked out of my skull, and I jerk off while watching porn or what have you, you almost trick yourself into feeling like you're having sex. It's great I would recommend it to anyone


82. Self-produced star

This works the best when nobody is home. Set up a camera in the bathroom, or wherever you get horny. Record yourself masturbating, and when you play it back, you have yourself your own porno. This works better if you dress up in female clothes and strip down. If you don't record your face, it almost looks like a woman.


83. Countdown

I like to use the flat inside of each hand on each side of my dick and rub back and forth rapidly (almost like working with modeling clay or the motion you'd use if you were rubbing your hands back and forth to warm them). When I cum it is intense. Another thing I do sometimes is to pick a number---like 100---and determine that I'm going to cum in 100 or less strokes. I start slow and build up speed fast and its just really hot to think I'm going to cum that fast...and I always do.


84. Bathing

I usually masturbate after a bath.


85. Nail it (warning: this is very dangerous and not recommended)

I take a small nail and insert it into my penis through my pee hole and gently push it in until I can feel it deep inside me. The deeper it goes the closer I get to an orgasm until the sensation of the nail inside my penis eventually initiates an ejaculation.


86. Take your time

I can jack off for hours and keep hard. I think I trained myself to do this over the years. The trick is to not cum just get to the edge and back off. I often have precum flowing but I just back off until I settle down some and then continue. My cock is hard and on the edge for 1 hour or 2 hours and when I want to squirt cum I do. My wife likes how long I can screw and I credit it to jerking off and training my self not to cum until I want to. The feeling when I do come after 1 1/2 hours of hard cock jerking is great. I also shoot more cum after a long session of excitement.


87. Elastic magic

I masturbate at least once a day. My favorite involves rubber bands. Get a thick one and wrap it around your balls then take one loop and wrap around your cock. It holds the foreskin back if you have a long one like mine and gives such rock solid hard-ons. The head goes all purple. I spunk up very hard and the feeling of tightness around my cock and balls is just wonderful.


88. Back it up

Take a back massager. Turn it on the highest setting and place it on your dick. Hold there until you cum. It feels great.


89. Cup it

While you're masturbating with one hand, lube up the other hand and lay your sack in the cup of your hand. Then place your fingers on your anus. Stimulate it until you cum all over! I know if you're a "man" you don't like to stimulate your anus, but it feels great!!!


90. Get gloved

For the latex fetishist: Instead of using a lube, try using a pair of medical latex gloves (the white ones, not the dishwashing ones). Make sure they fit extra-tight so that feeling in the hand is numb and cold. It feels amazing and almost feels as if you are receiving a hand job from someone else.


91. Autofellatio

I bend my back in a certain way and I give myself a blowjob. Anyone who is capable should try it!


92. Finger play

Lock your fingers together and form a cup. Cup your shaft and massage up and down with your palms only. Push with the base of your palms and use your thumbs to push up and down on the top of your dick. Try to push as hard as possible and make sure you are fairly well lubricated. Baby oil or even vegetable oil is nice. When you reach the head with your thumbs circle out and stroke the glands before sliding back down. Toss away!!


93. Oui oui

I enjoy masturbating with a nice French roll. Open up the French roll then ad any type of lubricant you can think of! Fold the roll around your cock and hump away. I've used many lubricants but what really gets me going is ketchup, that way I can pretend that I am popping that nice tight pussy for the first time!!!!! NICE


94. Banana butt

Get a long green banana, a rough rider condom, and some type of lube. Put the condom on the banana. Lube it and stick it up your ass when you jack off for an explosive orgasm!


95. Pearl jam

When I masturbate I like to take a pearl necklace and insert it into my ass. Then I start jerking off. As I start my orgasm I slowly pull the necklace out. Feels great!


96. Take a break

Sometimes, I'll refrain from jerking for a long time (for me, that's 2-3 days). Then when I get all hot, I'll rent XXX movies and start jerking. I like to squat down on the floor and lean against my bed. That allows me to stick my finger up my ass easily. I always lube my ass, sometimes my dick too. I jerk until I can't stand it, until I'm gonna cum. Then I stop! You have to have the discipline to do it *right before*. If you do it right, your penis will jerk and ejaculate on its own, but you won't orgasm! Hold your hand out to catch your warm cum, but don't touch your dick at all or you'll misfire your orgasm while you're ejaculating. After the squirting, I like to shove my cum up my ass, rub it on my face, and eat it. I'm usually grossed by this, but not at this point! Then I use my still-warm cum as a natural, and very excellent lubricant and resume the jerking. I explode! If you have the control, you can do this multiple times. I've done it 4 times before I can't stand it.


97. Shoey gooey yum yum

My girlfriend has a pair of open toe sandals with very high heels. I like to put my penis through the toe opening and rub up and down. When I come, I spread the sperm all over the inside of the shoe, and leave them in her closet as if nothing had happened. I really get a big erection the next time she gets them out and puts her beautiful feet inside them.


98. Astroglide

The best lube out there is Astroglide. If I last a long time and it gets a little tacky, I add more or even sprinkle a little water. I like to shave my balls and the shaft of my dick right before a good session. The smooth skin with the Astroglide is the best feeling ever!


99. Acrobat

I like going back summersault (ass over face) so my COCK is pointing at my face...........this way I can have the clear sticky pre-cum drip onto my face, have great close up looks at my COCK and squirt my load down into my open mouth. I usually squirt twice into my mouth and then splash my face with the rest.........i LOVE watching this in a mirror!!


100. Vaseline intensive care

I like to shave all of my pubic hair off so that I get a nice smooth cock. Then I mix together a little Vaseline and a little bit of water. I warm it in the microwave (but not too warm) then I spread all over my dick and balls. I slowly stroke the head of my cock then make long strong strokes down to the base then up over the head of my cock. It is very pleasing... even more so when you use anal beads, right when I am about to cum, I yank out the anal beads and splooge everywhere! Yum!


128. A bit of convo

Purchase a vibrating cock-ring place around your penis. Put pants on and go to shopping centre with vibrator on. Strike up conversation with pretty shop assistant while getting worked up. Have fun trying to concentrate on conversation while you know real soon you will be messing in your pants. As you are about to come your voice waivers and your legs begin to weaken and when you come it's obvious to the pretty girl you have been talking to. The result is a massive orgasm


129. Plushy

Take one of your favorite stuffed animals and cut a hole in it about the size of your rod and go to town on it. Best part is it s quiet and there's no clean up.


130. Air fuck

Lie on your back and wrap the sheet around your cock and pretend to have a female on top of you. Don't touch just grind the air real hard and grab the air like you're rubbing her tits.


131. Hoover it (Note: This is extremely dangerous and not recommended)

The best orgasms I've ever had are from my vacuum cleaner. To do it, you have to take out the pole thing and suck your cock up in the nozzle, you can move it around till you blow in the hose, another way is to take the hose out and fuck the hole. Great suction. But make sure no one's around (it's kinda loud).


132. Pure paradise

Well, I think masturbation is paradise on earth. I mean you don't need a gal to enjoy sex. Just do it, with your own imagination.


133. Get glad

Take a sandwich bag, pull it over your dick, and then shove your dick between the cushion and the base of a sofa. Push down on the sides of the cushion until the desired pressure is reached, and then pump away until you shoot your load into the sandwich bag. Lovely, and no mess to clean up.


134. Toilet paper roll

Take a toilet paper roll then get it wet. Slide you cock into it back in forth until you get hard. Then lubricate the toilet paper roll with shampoo or what ever YOU want. Slide you dick faster and faster into the roll. As you start to really go start squeezing the roll until its tightly around you penis. When you are about to cum let go of the roll and let it ripe! Feels GREAT


135. Self suck

I like to suck my own cock. If you do a lot of stretches, and hold your breath, you can suck it yourself. It's awesome!!


136. Latex sleeve

I like to use a latex rubber sleeve (store bought). The end that goes on your dick looks like a pussy - lips and everything. The hole expands when you stick your dick in. My sleeve is shorter than my dick, so my dick head pops out the end when I'm stroking. It also has small ridges inside that really get me off. I also like to stick something up my ass when I whack off. I love to cum and I'm always looking for the "ultimate" orgasm. I jerk off sometimes up to three times a day.


137. Good vibrations

I put a vibrator on my balls, and just leave it there. Then I stick a finger up my ass, and whack off what my other hand


138. Butter nutter

Get a tub of butter or margarine. Place sealed tub in bowl of warm water for five minutes. The outer most part of the butter should have melted. Get your self a rubber (unless you like jism flavored butter!), place it on your beast, hollow out a penis sized hole in the butter, insert erect penis and start boning that hot sexy bitch! For extra pleasure insert a peanut into the opening at the hole near the top!


139. Like a dog

When you see porn and your dick gets hard try to touch your dick head with your lips. I have licked many times my cockhead in this way.


140. Get your vegetables

I rub bananas all over my knob, then slide a condom on a carrot, lube it, and then stick it up my arse. Oh the joy.


141. Ring it

No oil, no gel needed. Make sure your hands and dick are dry. Make a ring with your thumb and forefinger and go up and down the shaft of your dick without squeezing at all, barely causing friction. It takes a long time to cum, but well worth the wait, you'll see.


142. Firestarter

With both hands stroke your penis like you are trying to start a fire in the old Indian movies. The sensation is great and the orgasm is huge.


143. Stop and start

Wank like normal and get to the point when you feel like you're nearly there. Then STOP, completely and wait until you start to go flaccid again. You can even do another task in between; leave it for about 5 or 10 mins. Then start again and repeat the withholding a few more times. So it'll be about 30 mins since you first put palm to penis. So by now you just want to come and get the orgasm. Now the final time, just go for it and you'll be sooo wanting to spunk everywhere it'll be fucking excellent.


144 Spittle

I personally use my own spit to masturbate. It does dry fast, but the climax is awesome.


145. Grip it

Lube up your stroking hand with Vaseline or Astroglide. Grip your cock with your thumb and forefinger around the base stroking backwards to the tip being sure to squeeze the tip and maintain your grip. This feels the closest to pussy as I have gotten by myself.


146. Ouch

Attach a wooden clothespin to each nipple while you jack off. It may hurt at first but great feels great when you cum.


147. So clean

I like to take a shower and use some of the soap to put onto my hands, and then I put it onto my cock wrap my hand around it and pump as fast as I can.


148. Shaving cream

I find it very pleasing to spray shaving cream (gel) in your palm and masturbate with that, feels great!!


149. Shampoo partisan

When in the shower, I find that the best way to masturbate is with a whole whack of shampoo. Well, that's it no big secret, just thought I'd put this because I know for a fact that it feels a hell of a lot better then a bar of soap any day. So just take a handful, think of a girl masturbating or male or whatever sex you like, and give her hell.


150. Good hair goo

My mother bought this thick Vaseline like hair goo, it smells like coconut, and it IS perfect. None of that lotion smell, and it's easier to wash off than Vaseline. You don't even have to wash your underwear afterwards.


179. Pausing wanker

Wank normally, until you are about to cum stop and wait or 5 secs, then wank slowly again, until about to cum keep doing this 5 times and then on last time wank hard until you are about to cum hold it for 2 secs (or as long as you can) and cum -- It's fantastic.


180. Pine needle (Note: this is dangerous and not recommended)

During truth or dare last month I was dared to stick a pine needle into my dick and pump it in and out. At first I thought it would hurt but after only a few minutes I had the biggest orgasm of my life.


181. Sleeping bag

I like to take a nylon sleeping bag rolled up and mount it while slipping my dick between the outermost fold. I pull out before I come so I don't make a mess.


182. Toilet paper roll

I like to take a toilet paper roll (empty) and fuck it. It feels GREAT. You get the best orgasms when you hump it until you almost cum, and then stop and let your cock lose its hardness. I repeat this four or five time sand then pump the roll until you cum. It is always a very intense orgasm. I recommend using Vaseline as a lubricant.


183. "Artificial pussy"

I like to masturbate in what I call an artificial pussy. I get a condom and put a little bit of lotion or KY inside (no Vaseline, it will dissolve the latex). I slip my dick inside and either wrap a pillow around it or stick it between the mattress and boxsprings on my bed. From there I just do what comes naturally, I move my hips in a coital motion until I cum. It's the closest thing to sex with a real partner that I've ever tried.


184. Contortionist

Last night I stuck the head of my penis just a little bit my anus. The pain of twisting it there and pulling and pushing was almost enough to make me cum, but I ended up just jacking off with my penis twisted around so that my warm cum hit my anus.


185. No pain no gain

The only thing that makes me hot enough to jerk off is pain, so I sit on the floor, spread my legs as far apart as I can and starts jerking. Then slowly I spread my legs even wider (for that I lift my ass off the floor and use my weight) sometimes I find I can reach an almost 180 degrees position when it is intense enough.


186. Let it go

Here's what I do. Just masturbate however you normally do, but then right at the point of climax, hands off! That's right, just let it go. It will pause for a moment, then explode, then right after you start to come, jerk it hard. It's like a natural multiple orgasm.


187. Hot water bottle

Take a rubber hot water bottle and fill it with just enough warm water to keep it soft and comfy. Lay it on a towel on the bed and put some non oil base lube on the bottle. Lay on top of the rubber bottle with your hard dick pointed straight up towards your belly button. Now you can rub around or hump the bottle till you shoot like you never shot before. Make sure you get a hot water bottle that is nice and soft, smooth and big enough to handle your manhood.


188. Incredible edible egg

Raw eggs feel like a wet mouth.


189. Backless bar chairs

We have two backless bar chairs, which are 15" by 20" by 25" high. I lay across them, leaving the genital area open and hanging, finding that this freedom enhances the feel of the ejaculation. Vaseline is the lubricant of choice. In addition, one can apply pressure just behind the testicles to stimulate that collection of nerves between the two legs.


190. Commercial plastic pussy

Invest in a fake vagina. I really enjoy pumping to Jenteel's fake pussy. Although it costs a lot, it's well worth the $$. The main drawback is that it constantly needs cleaning. I love banging it on my bed, or wedging it between the mattress and box spring and pumping it on my knees. Forget the rest, try the best!


191. Long hot shower

Lie in the shower with your legs apart and let the water fall on your penis. If the water spreads enough, you can also get it falling on your balls, and even your butt at the same time. The result is a really slow build up and a very satisfying ejaculation. When doing it dry, stroke the whole length really slowly and increase pressure around the tip. When you feel close to ejaculation, stop. Let it go back, and start again. Do this half a dozen times until you can't stand it. Then do it again only this time really slow right to the point of ejaculation, and then squeeze your penis in the middle to block off the semen. It usually has too much pressure to hold in, but try to stop it coming. The process causes a very prolonged and intense orgasm.


192. Water to the tip

Lie down on your back, this works best with removable shower heads. Hold the shower head in one hand and squirt it on the tip of your penis till you hit the spot that feels best. Then turn up the heat till it feels good. Then stroke with the other hand. Then stop when you almost reach the climax. Wait till your penis gets soft. Repeat this four times, and the fifth time masturbate till you cum. This will increase the intensity of the ejaculation!


193. Cup and balls

Use a big plastic cup, like from baseball games. Put either 3 soft foam balls or 3 balled-up pairs of socks in the mouth of the cup. Put some hand lotion in 2 plastic bags, then put one over the other over your penis; then push your penis in the middle of the 3 balls. You can thrust in the cup if you can hold it down on something, or move it with your hand, but the most amazing is to twirl it back and forth on the hand of your penis until you come. It's like a very wet blow job.


194. Two finger mambo

I like to use two fingers and thumb just below the head and just work the head, slowly at first to build up the horniness and then faster as you feel the load begin to rise, and at the end pump as fast and furious as you can and watch the cum fly out.


195. Stretch the skin

I hold my dick skin with my right hand tightly down and grab my nuts and spit on my left hand and make my penis wet and I rub the end of it. It is one of the best feelings and you last before a wonderful orgasm.


196. Furniture fun

Sometimes I'll use drawer handles to masturbate with. Feels better with a condom. If they are too tight loosen them with a screw driver if you can, stick your penis in the hole and go to town. You might even want to take the whole drawer out for added comfort.


197. Olive oil

Put some warmed olive oil on your abdomen from your pubes to your belly button or beyond, and on your hand. Now rub your cock in circular motion against your belly. Awesome feeling! You can even pump against your own belly a bit.


198. Towel off

When I get horny, I rub my dick in a wet and warm towel!!! Use thick cotton towels only and press both hands around it (and pump)!


199. Stunt driver

I love to masturbate while I'm driving. The freeway is a favorite place for me in heavy traffic. It really turns me on when I look at other drivers, knowing what I am doing downstairs. I always wear track pants when I do this so I can ease them down just above the knees. I stroke myself with one hand and steer with the other. I like to ejaculate when there is a driver beside me with a passenger, preferably female who is only meters from me.


200. Bzzzzz

Get a small vibrator, lie naked on your back, and use it to get you hard. Play it over your balls and up and down your dick, then let it rest just below your knob head until.....wow!!


201. Sports Fluid

Take a 64 fl. oz. Gatorade bottle. When your dick is limp, stuff it in the bottle with lots of lubrication. Cut a small hole in the top of the bottle. When pushing down the bottle, release the hole. Cover the hole with your finger and pull up to the tip of your erect dick. Repeat. This is also good because clean up is easy.


202. Bed Fuck

I lie on my bed with my dick hard against it and move up and down rubbing my dick. It feels like I am fucking a girl. Grab the pillow and hold it in your hands as if is some juicy tits. Feels great!!


 

203. Tap Masturbation

When I'm in the bath I always like to rub myself. I usually use the showerhead when the water’s quite warm but not too hot. It works really well, especially if you have one of those jet-powered ones. It works best when you quickly make it cold, then hot, and so on....


204. Belly Button

I always use a good lube and my thumb and 2 fingers poking the head of my cock into my navel...I love to cum all over my belly!


205. Boy Scout

Get your hands and dick all dry. Then put your dick between your hands and start turning them like you are trying to make a fire using friction.


206. All Day Long

I sit back, clear my mind of everything, and I slowly and gently begin to stroke. I let the process progress more and more until I'm about to climax, and then I stop, take a breath, and back off for a minute or two. I go back at it again until I'm ready and that basically depends on my mood. A session could last anywhere from 20 minutes to an entire day of restraining and climaxing late at night.


207. Shampooed Sausage

I use shampoo in the shower on my slippery sausage. It glides so well when my shiny guy is hard and wet. I rub with my thumb and pointer finger just beneath the head really fast, then slow down. If I feel the throbbing of orgasm, I stop for like 15 seconds and wait until it stops. I do this like 3 times. Then I go all out really fast and come to a really great orgasm. Then I gotta clean the shower!


208. Party Time

Head over to Party City and buy a pair of those inflatable feet. They are usually really big. Inflate it until almost full, but you can bend it a little. Now fold it in half so that the place where you put your foot in is sticking up. You should have formed two holes now. Lube them both and stick your dick right in. I like doing this when looking in the mirror - I get off so damn fast. Sometimes I rub oil on my nipples. I explode everywhere and my hard throbbing cock is still asking for more.


209. Balls Massage

I take the cup out of a jock strap, and put it over my balls underneath a pair of boxers. I wank full-fisted, and my hand hits the cup, massaging my balls every time I pump. It’s great!


210. Build-Up

For awhile I was rubbing my cock with my blanket until I found out that it feels better when I have my palm under the blanket. For a long time this was about the only way I jacked off. After awhile, I was tired of washing my quilt almost every morning and I wanted to try something new. That’s when I started jacking off with lotion, pretty much the standard technique with one or both hands. I experimented with other techniques like making a ring shape with my thumb and pointer finger and rubbing my shaft. I sometimes jack off until I feel my balls aching and than I would stop and start up again until I felt like cumming and continue the cycle. 

One of my favorite ways to jack, when I have a lot of time on my "hands", it is to just use one finger or two fingers and no lubrication. I start off by stroking just the base of my cock while massaging my balls, this really builds up a good wad of jism. I continue to rub the base and work my way up the shaft, still using one or two fingers and playing with my balls. Next I rub the area just below the dick hole, where the head meets the shaft. I keep on rubbing that area until my dick hole starts to juice up. Then I rub my dick head and top of my shaft using my own pre-ejaculation juices as lube. I keep on slowly rubbing and alternately tapping my head with my finger until I can't handle it and let out gobs of hot cum.


211. Cucumber Bedding

I like wanking with a cucumber. First cut a hole into it a bit smaller than your cock. Then put it under a mattress and fuck it until you cream your load.


212. Special Massage

I bought an electric toothbrush awhile ago and I use it on the head of my dick. It feels absolutely wonderful on the head of my cock. It also feels especially nice on my nuts and on the underside of my dick.


213. Underwater

I like to kneel on the bathroom floor and put my cock into a bowl full of hot water, then rub my cock gently and slowly. When it comes under the water it gives me a great orgasm.


214. Dirty Talk

My favorite way to masturbate involves my partner and myself. I love to lie on my back in the bed with my hard cock pointing straight up into the air. My girlfriend lies next to me and slowly begins to wrap her hand around my cock. As she begins to stroke it, she starts talking dirty to me and telling me things to do to her as she jerks me off. 

My favorite is when she lubes up her tight asshole and tells me to finger-fuck her asshole. She has a way of going slow when she jerks my cock, so that I don't cum too fast and I can enjoy the things I am doing to her. Usually, she doesn't work my cock hard until I have three fingers buried deep into her ass. Then she starts telling me how she wants to see my cock shoot all of the jizz all over the place. The fact that she is so turned on by my fingers moving in and out of her ass makes her talk in a very breathy, sexy tone of voice. 

Finally, she moves her hand up and down my shaft as fast as she can, causing me to explode in a fantastic orgasm. Usually, by that time, she comes as well from all of the stimulation I have given her ass. We both then collapse in an orgasmic frenzy as we come together. She then licks all of the cum from my dick, oftentimes causing me to come a second time. Trust me, this is an experience you want to try....


215. Grunt and Screw

I love playing with my cock, watching porn, grunting, and looking at my screwed- up face in a mirror.


216. Sex With Hand

I like to lube up my right hand and my cock, lie in bed on my stomach, and hold my cock in my right hand. Then I move up and down until I orgasm as if you are having a fuck! It feels great, just as good as sex! If you don't want any mess you can also use a condom with a bit of lube.


217. Piggy Bank

I lie on my back and put my dick as close as possible to my face and cum on my face. I eat some of my cum and I spread the rest all over my face. It feels good when I see my cum on my face in a mirror. Try this: Save cum in a container or something, and see how much cum you can save. Then you could use your own cum as lubrication. It feels so great.


218. Foamy Fun

I like to get myself horny by having cybersex or looking at porn and getting myself rock hard. Then I go into the shower, with the water on my back, and cover my hands with shaving foam. I then stroke my hands down my cock and over the head. It feels great and I cum loads. Once I feel an orgasm coming, I slow down. Then I start again and slow down again, and repeat this several times, the more the better. When I can’t resist any more, I let loose and have the orgasm of my life!


219. Stomach Hurdle

Get naked and sit up on the bed with your knees up and your legs apart. I like to lube up my right index finger and wank off with my left hand. When I'm ready to cum I flick my finger over my ass hole and shoot my jizz all over my stomach.


220. Banana Trick

I take a long banana (with a thick skin), cut only the tip, and press out the meat of the banana. I insert my dick carefully (if possible when it is still small) and jack off.


221. Fits Like a Glove

Try this: get 2 latex gloves like doctors use, and fill then up with warm, not hot, water. Use any type of lubrication you like, I find hand lotion to be the best. Put the lotion all over the warm gloves, and all over your cock. Hold the two gloves together and slide your dick in.


222. Ass-stonishing!

I like to masturbate while sitting at my computer and reading other peoples masturbating stories - it gets me so turned on. I like to insert objects up my ass - the sensation is great!


223. Self Voyeur

When I have a raging hard-on, I go in the bathroom and lay down on the vanity counter, which happens to be in front of the mirror. I then take off all my clothes and put some slick lube on my cock. I start to rub my dick with my thumb and first two fingers in an O-type shape. I then move them just slightly going over the head and just down to the start of the shaft. The feeling is great and gives me my most intense orgasms. Watching it in the mirror intensifies the great feeling even more!!


224. Slippery Sensation

I like to use women's nylon slips. Just rub the slip over your cock until you cum. You don't have to worry about clean-up because you will cum in the slip.


225. Blowing Fantasy

I love to play with my cock and pick out sexy blow jobs pics. I lay in bed nude and have the picture of the one I'm hot on at that time. I put it close to my face and look close on the action and talk to the picture.


226. Aloe Vera

I get Aloe Vera Cream and rub it on my dick and start jacking off. Aloe Vera directly from the plant is even better - the sensation is great!!


227. Slippery Shower

The best is in the shower. I like to get real horny and go in the shower. I lube my cock up with the soap Dove. The soap feels so smooth up and down my cock; then when I cum, it’s the best feeling ever.


228. Plunge and Lube

I get the toilet plunger and place it on the floor with the handle in the air. I make sure the handle is clean. I then put some lube on my asshole and sit down gently on the handle as it goes into my ass. I then get some lube and whack off. As I get closer to shooting my load I move up and down on the handle. It's a great feeling.


229. Wing on Water

I recently found a great jerk off toy, and they are cheap and easy. Go to any variety store, WalMart, dollar stores, etc. Buy a pair of water wings, those little inflatable swimming aids. Lube it up, blow it up, and then lube your unit. Put it on, find a position that works for you, and GO!!!


230. Splashing Water

You must be uncut in order to enjoy this feeling. During bathing, using a running hose, hold the tip of your shaft with your two right fingertips and pull upwards, using your left thumb to cover the tip of the running hose. This creates a forceful stream of water. Direct it at the hole of your shaft. The splashing of water inside your shaft creates a sensational feeling provided that you focus your mind on the sensation on your penis head. Continue until you reach your orgasm. Your ejaculation with the splashing water inside your shaft is really great.


231. Floating Pleasure

I lube my cock up and slip it in to a swimming arm band and fuck it. I usually get on my knees and set it on top of something and hold it down or wedge it in between something.


232. Double Trouble

My favorite way to masturbate in the shower is to prop a leg up on the edge of the ledge of the shower and soap up my anus. Then I insert 2 fingers of my left hand into my anus and push against my pubic bone. At the same time I soap up my cock and pump away with my right hand until I shoot a massive load. The fingers in the ass make me shoot a ton. I can also cum without being fully erect. Feels great and you get real clean at the same time.


233. Old Faithful

I like to cum in the shower, but with some female panties on. I then get all wet and I lube up my cock and lie down on my back and cum all over myself, my chest, the panties, and my mouth. After that I lick all the cum out of the panties...it feels great.


234. Public Thrill

When I was 18 and in college, I would find an empty stall in a bathroom on campus, usually on the weekend. The bathrooms were fairly empty on the weekends, besides the occasional visitor. I would enter the stall and get totally naked, laying my clothes on the back of the toilet. No one could see into the stall unless they were really trying. The thrill was jacking off, with the potential of someone coming in. Even when someone would enter, I would keep jacking the whole time, knowing that there was another male just on the other side of the stall wall. If he happened to glance between the cracks of the stall, he would see me wanking away. I beat off probably 50 times like this, only getting observed briefly by two or three guys. Once they saw through the cracks, they promptly zipped up and left, but it sure made for a good orgasm!!!


235. Conditioned Response

While my cock is soft I stick my hand down my pants and take my knuckle and rub and when I get a boner I go in the shower and lay down and rub conditioner all over my cock.


236. Slow and Sure

Put your index and middle fingers on the bottom of your dick and move in a circular motion - it takes awhile but the feeling is GREAT!!!!


237. Thong Friction

The way I like to masturbate is by taking a soiled pair of my wife’s g-string or thong panties and simply taking the part that has the ruffled sides. Then, I like to make myself hard. After you achieve a hard on, then take the thong or g-string and use an up-down, side-side motion. This stimulates the tip of the penis. The feeling is so intense.


238. Showerhead Madness

I like to masturbate in the shower. A great method I like best is the detachable showerhead. The first step to a great session is before getting into the shower, run bath water or shower water until it steams up the bathroom. Then detach the showerhead and adjust the spray to the jets. In addition, take the detachable showerhead, while it is set at the stream cycle, and just run it over your long and hard cock. This method will make you feel great.


239. Double Facial

I like to play with my cock for hours until I absolutely can't hold back anymore. Then I put on a porn and fast forward to the cumshot. I walk up to the TV and spray my cum all over the girl's face on the screen at exactly the same time the actor does. It's like giving her a double facial.


240. Under Cover

I love to bring myself to a climax in as public a place as possible, especially on a bus, train, or in an aircraft. I have a really massive cock that becomes really swollen and sensitive just thinking about what I am going to do. I always have a large newspaper that I open and pretend to read, and having gently eased my pulsating cock out of my fly, I gently squeeze it and slowly, slowly work my foreskin backwards and forwards over my cock head. The feeling is so intense, usually accompanied by loads of precum. I can do all this without moving the paper very much and then when I blow the huge load of cum, I catch as much as possible in my cupped hand, wiping it on the underside of the newspaper. It is a real turn on when there are lots of women sitting nearby, completely unaware of what has just happened right under their noses! I have also often been able to cum in my underwear by just thinking about doing the hand job.


241. Vaseline Dream

I like to completely cover my cock in Vaseline. Then I rub it til I'm about to cum, then rub only the head. There will probably be so much Vaseline you will barely be able to see the cum.


242. Fireworks

I love to have a morning shot! So every night I will go to bed naked so that I'll feel aroused every morning. Using the stop and go method I change my position - kneeling, lying on my back, standing in front of the mirror, and finally I'll lay with pillows on my back so that I can’t actually see my penis. Then at the 10th or 15th round I let it go and I'll see my cum flying through the air like fireworks. It falls back on my stomach, sometimes my face. Most of the time I won’t use any lubricant or condom but I'll play soft music.


243. Cross and Jerk

First lay (or stand). Start jerking. Now think of some hot babe naked. Remember to cross your legs.


244. Aftershocks

I like to masturbate with breaks. I do it till I nearly come and then I stop after a little while I go on. This can make earthquake-like orgasms.


Balloon Tricks

I call this balloon masturbation. I like to masturbate with latex balloons. First you get either a 16" or 20" latex balloon. Inflate the balloon til full size, then sit on the balloon. I usually apply lube to my penis to prevent friction, then use your body and push the penis against the skin of the balloon. Push back and forth in a smooth even tempo until you reach your climax. It's so much fun when you start squirting your cum all over the balloon!!


245. Mango Madness

Cut a ripe mango in half, remove the seed and eat the soft flesh with a spoon. Leave about a one-eight inch layer of mango on the skins. Use these to masturbate - the sensation is fantastic and your cock will taste great too!


246. Faux Pussy

I cut the end off a banana, put tape all around the banana, squeeze out all the fruit, and shove my dick in the open peel. It really feels like a pussy.


247. Wonders of Vaseline

When I masturbate, I usually take some Vaseline and rub my cock till completely hard and erect with my right hand and take my left hand and take Vaseline on my index finger and stick it in my anus about 2-3 inches. Then when I feel my penis cumming I can feel my anus being stimulated at the same time. What a wonderful feeling.


248. Dry Tingle

As I am circumcised I don't have a foreskin to rub back and forth over the head, and unlike many people I am dry, without pre-cum. HOWEVER, by keeping everything dry I rub very lightly and slowly so that the ridge of the head of my cock at the front (not the back where the frenulum is) flicks very lightly on the arc of skin between my thumb and index finger. I relax and continue slowly, and after a few minutes there comes a feeling that I cannot get any other way. The soles of my feet begin to tingle, and my penis-head gets the same sensation. Gradually my cock starts an involuntary jerk each time I rub, and I continue as long as I can like this, which makes it feel very hot and as if it will explode...but it doesn't easily (in any case I can't shoot off quickly by wanking myself) and there is a temptation to put some cream on and rub the knob-head to make it happen quicker... but I don't, I wait and build up the sensations again until I feel as if I'm floating to another place, and when it does finally shoot itself off my whole body convulses and it makes me scream (so I'm told) and almost pass out. I usually do this alone, because I've only had one partner who wanted to sit and watch me do it while she wanked herself off in a chair by the side of the bed where I was lying. Eventually she was able to come by just watching and not wanking herself at all, which was amazing. Sometimes it can take me half an hour or more, but the sensations are totally unlike any other sex I've had. No woman has been able to replicate it for me, but them most of them get pissed-off with me being slow to shoot it off.


249. Waving Peter

This requires a showerhead fitted to a bath. I remove the shower, and adjust the temperature and flow of the water jetting out of the shower tube. Make yourself hard and aim the water jet on your cock, just to one side. If you get it right, your cock will start to oscillate from side to side in the water jet. Feels great. 


250. Stretch Technique

I use the regular stroke it up and down technique, but I found that if you stretch while you’re cumming then it will make you cum for longer (best results if you’re on the bed).


251. Surf's up

I like to go for a swim so my board shorts are wet, then rub my hand on the outside of my wet cock until I experience the most wonderful orgasm in the world.


252. Let it flow

When I am very turned on, the first bit of pee in my bladder is very slippery. I pee on myself a little and rub it on my cock, thighs and ass. The smell is exhilarating.


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253. Masturbation workout

This is a great way to cum really hard and build up muscle. What you need is a horizontal pole about 1.5 meters off the ground and a computer. Get a really good-looking porn pic on the computer then walk over to the pole. Lift yourself up on the pole like you're doing a chin up and hold yourself up with your knees pulled up to your chest. Look at the pic and you will cum really hard if you can manage to stay there for at least a minute.


254. Handy man

I tried using an orbital sander, without the sandpaper of course. It was pretty intense. Best if done with your pants on.


255. In the swim

I like to wear my sister's bikini bottoms. They fit real nice and the Lycra and spandex grip my penis pretty snug. I will look in the mirror and stroke my penis over the bikini or use a vibrator and think about how my sister's pussy touched the bikini.


256. Special delivery

I start by rubbing my thumbs across my nipples lightly. As I feel the blood flow pick up to my cock I squeeze my head hard through my jeans. After a few minutes the package is too tight to stay in my pants so I release it. Usually I masturbate dry so I can really feel all the pleasure my palm delivers, stroking mostly just the engorged head. As my excitement builds so does the grip of my palm around my throbbing cock. Pinching my nipples harder now I stand up and squeeze the very base of my cock hard which forces my orgasm to fight to be released, and when it does it usually sprays a creamy white stream about 6-8 feet away from me.


257. Masturbation messages

My favorite I have a text message conversation via cell phone with a friend of mine who is a serious and frequent masturbator. We talk filth to each other in messages. Often the conversations last up to an hour, which could be 50 messages each. Then, having checked with each other as to the state of our respective arousals, I will phone her up so that we can listen to each other cumming on the phone.


258. Soft soap

Always keep a dishwashing soap squeeze bottle of mixed mineral oil and Astroglide in the shower for stroking off. Today for the first time I tried removing the bottle cap and pressing the open end against the head of my prick and moving the bottle up and down. It created suction, and the sensation of the lubrication against the open end of my penis got me going. I could feel the sensation all the way to my prostrate. I also like to use a small wet-dry vacuum cleaner with a toy like a pocket pussy. The suction plus the stroking is one big cum and very little clean up.


259. Get hosed

I like to put my dick into one end of a hose and suck on it the other end till I get an orgasm. It feels so good.


260. I'm not gay

Try these tips: 1) Lube up real good with shaving cream. 2) Use one hand to stroke your dick and one to play with your balls. 3) Even though you are not gay, try sticking some fingers up your ass. 4) Watch yourself wanking in a mirror. 5) Talk about wanking with other guys and get them to jack you off (but it doesn't mean you are gay). 6) Cum into your mouth and keep it there for 10 seconds and spit it onto your cock and start wanking again.


261. Warm jets

Get in a jacuzzi (jetted tub) and just place your hard dick against one of the jets -- not your the cock head, just the underside of your dick. It may take a while to come, but it's well worth the wait.


262. Stop 'n' go

Get yourself really hot and hard, and start having a good JO session. Lube your butt and a dildo up at the same time. Slowly work the dildo up your ass till it finds your prostate and start to massage it. Work your butt and your cock till you get to "that point," then back off. Keep this up as long as you can...the stop and start method, and you will eventually explode with cum flying all over the place.


263. Slow hand

Instead of stroking fast, I lube up my cock and reallllly slowly go up and down. The feeling of stroking it lasts a lot longer and I can cum after about 3 or 4 strokes. The resulting orgasm is intense.


264. Meat basket

I like to call this one the Meat Basket. Gather a bunch of meat from the grocery store, especially tri-tip, prime rib, and t-bone. Cut the meat off the bones and pile it all in a basket or bowl of some sort. Heat it to your preference. Add different spices and steak sauces and mix it all together. Take a piece of meat out and slop it all over your dick for an arousal. Then, insert your dick into the bowl and slide it over the saucy meat and cream your dinner!


265. Fuck yourself

First I play with my asshole, getting it to relax and open up. While doing this I periodically give my cock a couple of hard wanks, but not cumming yet. I let my dick start to go limp and then I grab the head and stretch it real hard as far as I can, down between my legs towards my ass. After a few of these I let it go limp one last time. At this point I am able to insert at least three fingers with ease into my ass. I grab my limp dick and stretch it real good, bend it in the middle toward my anus and push the head of my dick in my ass. Once in, I use my palm to push it in further. At this point, riding my own cock in my ass, there is no holding back. I blow a my cum into my ass and the sensation is unbelievable. When my cock goes limp again I pull it out and put my ass in the air and keep playing with my cum filled slippery hole. It makes me cum again all over my stomach.


266. Panty party

I grab a pair of pantyhose and tight panties from my girlfriend and put them on. Then I pull out my cock, leaving my balls in the tight panties. I start and stop often as I wank, but in the end the sensation is great.


267. Lube and tubes

I have been using rubber inner tubes since I was 14. There is nothing except dolls that feels as good as wet oiled rubber. I have found the bigger the tube and the more oil I use the better it feels. I prefer the soft non-hard rubber semi-tubes for size and playing with. the feel of these in the tub makes me cum. Although I have actually blown my last two tubes apart, I continue to search for a new one to replace them. The rubber has to be soft and pliable to work.


268. Toy story

I like to lie flat on my stomach in my bed wearing my baggy boxer shorts, and put a stuffed toy in the back of my boxers. As I move my hips in a circular motion I get aroused by the toy touching my anus. (It can be difficult to do with hard cock). It's difficult to breathe with my face in the pillows, which makes it more intense.


269. Veggie lover

I like to lube up a zucchini and slide it up my arse while lying on the bed. Then I jack off until I'm nearly ready to cum while pushing the zucchini in and out. I let the moment pass and then start rubbing again. After doing this 2 or 3 times I usually get to the point of no return and stop rubbing and just slide the zucchini in and out, pressing it against my prostate. The orgasm is intense and produces a great spurting wad all over my stomach.


270. Foreskin play

If you have a long foreskin, try jacking off until you are about to cum, and then with your other hand pull your foreskin forward over the end of your cock and squeeze the end closed. Because of the build-up of pressure, the cum shoots out a long way in thin streams and the rest of it builds up under your foreskin and you can see it swell up with the build-up of cum. I like to then pull back the foreskin and let the rest of the cum run into my hand and then rub it over and into my arse.


271. Get a buzz

An electric vibrator is the thing! Get a hard-on, put on a real tight cock ring, and when you get to the edge, pull the vibrator away. Repeat this again and again until the tiniest touch of the vibrator on your cock head is unbearable. Then at last, when you decide to let go, place the vibrator on your shaft and press down hard towards the base. You are guaranteed to have the most explosive orgasm!


272. Nature boy

I love to masturbate in my backyard when it's warm out! I have tall fences, so no one can see me. Sometimes I take a mirror out there with me, usually propping it up against my fence so I can watch myself stroking my dick. The colors in my hard cock really come out in the sun, and the feel of the air against my naked body is so wonderful! I love to masturbate next to my young aspen tree I planted. The leaves brushing against the head of my dick and seeing it in my mirror drive me insane! When I'm ready to cum, I usually either shoot it on the tree or on the fence, but a few times I've stood next to the fence and stuck my dick between two slats in the fence and shot my cum onto the neighbor's grass!


273. Balls out

Whenever I masturbate I place my nuts on the sink counter and push my cock onto my balls. As I cum onto my stomach I rub it around everywhere and lick my fingers.


274. Wet panties

I wear women's panties in the bath, then cover my dick with shampoo and rub my dick against the panties. It is wonderful. Don't rub your dick directly -- let the wet panties bring you to orgasm.


275. Squeeze the juice

I start by spitting on my hand and stimulate my glans. When it gets really hard and fairly long, I start to stroke it while playing with my nuts. I slowly stroke it at first, and gradually increase speed. When I feel I'm about to cum, I try to stroke it as slowly as possible to prolong my ejaculation, to put more fun and torture in my agonizing dick. Then when I can't control it anymore, I let it out while squeezing the juices out of my dick.


276. Webcam cum

I like to go on the Yahoo chat room for masturbation and turn my web cam on. I focus cam on my hard on so it fills the frame. I invite women or men to watch me masturbate. It's especially fun if the other person has a microphone so we can hear each other as I masturbate. I love the encouragement I get from people as I jack off. They always enjoy the climax when I spurt at the camera.


277. Get a grip

I found a way that gets me hard in a number of seconds. If I'm already horny, I wrap my hand on the base of my dick really tight and stroke my dick up and down really hard. While I'm doing this, my other hand is holding onto my balls, allowing me to get harder quicker. I've came using this technique a couple times and the orgasm is great.


278. Poolside fun

I apply my flaccid dick against the pool lining, which is pretty smooth, and have my prick pressed against my chest, and I hump the side of the pool until I cum.. NOTHING is like jacking off naked in the pool.


279. Shower and shave

I like to masturbate in the shower. I shave off all my pubic hair and this in itself is very pleasurable. While I do that, I am stroking my tingling cock to the point that I will almost cum, but I stop to get control. I then remove the shower head so there is a strong stream of water. I place my swollen cock in the direct stream and slowly move it in and out of the stream. When I am ready to explode I let the water spray directly on my cock head, and when I cum it is so intense.


280. Gel pad pussy

I created the greatest fake pussy from a keyboard wrist gel pad (the long ones that you use to rest your wrists on while you type). Cut the pad to the length of your erect penis. You now have two pieces, each consisting of a cloth/rubber casing with firm gel inside. Take the gel from within the casing you are not going to use. Cut it to the same length as the gel inside the casing that you are going to use. Stuff the second gel inside the cloth casing of the piece you are going to use so that you have a casing containing two gel pieces. Lube your new pussy and have fun.


281. Pulsating pud

When I was a teenager I used to masturbate using my hand until I got near the climax. Then I would roll a tissue up into a little point like a ballpoint pen. I would use it to tickle my cock until it made that little pulse-like jump. Then I would hold off. Then I would tickle again until my cock pulsed. I would do this for about half an hour. The pulses/jumps would get closer each time until my cock would almost pulse immediately when I touching it. The experience used to make me feel like my entire body was spinning in the room or floating up near the ceiling. The climax was intense.


282. Face full

Every now and again I will lay on my back and flip my legs up over my head and masturbate with my cock pointing at my face. When I climax my cum shoots onto my face and into my mouth. Tasty!


283. A taste of cum

Early during the day I will cum in a condom or plastic bag and then set it aside. Later on when I'm horny again I will warm the cum up to body heat, poke a pinhole in the bag and let the cum drip onto my tongue as I masturbate. The taste of my cum while I'm masturbating makes me even more horny and I have a great orgasm.


284. Relax and climax

I usually lie on my back and tighten my leg and thigh muscles for the first few strokes, until my erection is fully extended and the sensations overpower my whole body. To prolong the self-passion I relax my muscles completely (except for my right arm and hand, which continues to pump away), and the wave of sensuality at the point of ejaculation is lengthened and so powerful its unbearable.


284. Cum scouts

I have two ways I love to jack off. You can adapt this for yourself by saving your own cum in a film canister. I learned the first one while in Scouts. During a campout, my friend and I were jacking off. He, being a smart ass, shot onto my balls. This made me shoot right then and there. Now I love to rub my own cum onto my balls. The other method is to rub the cum into your ass crack. It's a very good feeling and you can play with your hole if you wish.


285. Drive-by

In my car on long trips, with my left leg up I just go to town! The other drivers passing you can see you for that split second. It makes me cum all over!


286. Pussy pillow

I fill 5 to 6 small balloons with warm water and tie them up. I put them in a plastic kitchen bag and put in lots of cream. Then I roll the plastic bag in a pillow with plastic bag's opening sticking out of the pillow, and tie the pillow with my belt or a rope. Then I lie down on the bed and start twisting my nipple and stroking my cock. I take the rolled-up pussy pillow and put it slanted on another pillow and start shoving my cock inside the bag in the pillow. The warm balloons and cream just feels like real pussy. I keeping fucking the pussy pillow until I cum fully with TOTAL satisfaction.


287. Mirror image

I have a full length mirror on the wall. I ram myself against it. It gives me the feeling that I'm fucking myself. I kiss myself frequently. It really arouses me completely and my cum smears on the glass.


288. Multi-tasking

I like to work my body and cock nice and slow and tease myself while watching in a mirror. When my cock and whole body is tensed up and on edge, I pull out my black leather cockstrap and snap it around the base of my shaft and around the back of my nuts. Whenever I get too close, I stop for while or I just stop touching my cock and rub my nipples. I can feel it down in my cock and it keeps me hard and on edge but not enough to make me cum. When I am ready to cum, I hang off the edge of the bed with my head and shoulders on the floor and my legs and ass on the bed. Then I use my feet right on the edge of the bed to raise my ass up in the air so my cock is pointed right into my face. Sometimes I use a vibrator and slip the tip in my ass and turn it on while I rub my tits and stroke my cock hard. The cock ring, the sensations on my nipples, the vibrator in my ass and my stroking makes me blow such a big load all over my chest, face, and mouth.


289. Couch potato

I take a couch pillow from my living room and I cut a hole along the stitching. Once I get horny enough I strip completely naked and take my hard cock and slip it into the pillow. My dick slips easily into the mass of cotton. I then place the pillow under me while I lie on my bed. I then start moving up and down, forward backward. After doing this several times I cum intensely into it. The beauty of it all is that it makes no mess and feels perfect!


289. Girl-shaped pillow

When I don't get to see my girlfriend, I make a love pillow out of a pair of her old pantyhose. I fill them with the soft fluffy Dacron stuffing out of a few pillows until the pantyhose are firm. I have another pillow for the torso (add extra stuffing for breasts). Now you have a "girl-shaped" pillow. Cut out a hole in the crotch and insert a latex glove filled with lube (warm the glove and lube in hot water first!). Screw away until you cum violently inside. Feels almost like the real thing! The soiled glove can be discarded, or reused as it's already lubed for seconds!


290. Copy-cat cum

I like to rent a gay male video. Most have scenes of guys cumming, after jacking off or getting a blow job. I view the video for the most exciting scenes, and memorize when these occur. Then I start to masturbate slowly as the video plays, and build it up until I get close to cumming. I pace my "progress" carefully as the subject goes into his final seconds, and then cum along with him. I get some really wild orgasms if I do it just right, but even if I cum a little ahead or behind, it is still a big charge. You can do this with a woman getting off, too, but you miss out on seeing a guy shoot his wad.


291. When she won't give oral

I lay on a bed on my back. Then I lift my legs backward over my head and my press feet against the wall or the headboard. Then I grab my ass cheeks and pull my cock into my lips and mouth. I can hold myself close enough to lick all around my head and suck on my head. It doesn't take long for the cum to boil. Then I swallow as I cum. It is fantastic to feel my pulsing cock in my mouth. Good for when she won't give oral.


292. Department store dick

I like to go into a department store, like Sears, Kohl's, or Carsons. I grab a pair of jeans and go into the fitting room, then take off my pants and underwear and look at myself in the mirror. If there is a seat I will sit down and just start jerking myself off. Watching myself in the mirror really gets me going. Also, knowing any minute someone could walk in, and hearing the voices of the people really gets the adrenaline pumping along with the cum.


292. Three-finger monty

With my left thumb, index, and middle finger, I grab the skin under my penis close to the head, and rub my thumb back and forth with the other two fingers on the other side, and the skin in the middle. (Make sure there's a good grip on the skin. Different pressures yield different results. Also, be careful -- it would be a good idea to cut your fingernails before doing this.) I rub the same fingers up and down on the base of my penis, with the thumb on top and the other two fingers below. (Using lubrication with this method isn't very beneficial, because you can't get good enough of a grip.)


294. Panty fetish

I tease my cock till it's bone hard, then slowly rub it back and forth on my bed, pillows, or floor. Rubbing seems to create the most intense orgasms for me. I use panties as a masturbation fetish, often rubbing the head of my cock against the rippled nylon crotch panel till orgasm, imagining a woman in them. I also put full-cut panties on a pillow and lay on my back, rubbing the panty crotch along the length of my boner till I shoot all over my stomach.


295. Silky smooth

Put on a pair of sheer-to-waist pantyhose. Don't use control top because the feeling is not as good. Steal or buy a ladies' silky smooth polyester slip/chemise or half-slip. I've tried 100% silk, but it wasn't as silky smooth as the polyester fabric. Roll up your bed blanket and put on the polyester chemise over the blanket, or just place it on top. Lay on top of the blanket and rub your pantyhose cock all over the chemise. It's a very nice feeling. You'll cum quick.


296. Ben-Gay rub

Sometimes I use Ben-Gay and I lube myself up and start jacking. The Ben-Gay makes your dick get all hot and it feels so great when you cum. It's even better when another woman/man does it.


297. Wife's vibrator

From my wife's toy box I get her G-spot vibrator, with a slender 8" handle and a nice 1 1/2" egg-shaped, angled vibrator head with variable speed on batteries. Laying nude on my back, I put the vibrator in my anus with a little lube, nestled tight to my prostate. Once I get a hard-on, I stretch a soft, heavy, cotton sock over my dick and pull it up onto my belly. I use a hand-held, changeable tip electric vibrator, and place the cup adaptor onto that sweet spot right under the head of my dick, and switch the vibrator on, let my cum build up to a near explosion then switch the vibrator off, then on and off until I can't hold my ejaculation off any longer. When I do cum the sock neatly contains the mess. Then all I have to do is slip off the sock, slip out the vibrator from my butt and put it into the sock, and set it aside with little interruption in my euphoric afterglow.


298. Block your cock

This is just for uncut guys. Do whatever masturbation technique you normally do but when you're ready to blow your load, put your cock up against something or someone. Then right before you're about to explode, pull back your foreskin as far back as you can, and hold it there until you're done cumming. This feels amazing. If you do it right, it'll feel like it's stuck and won't come out at first, but then all of a sudden it explodes out of your cock like a freight train. The sensations are amazing.


299. Covert cock

In high school, if I was sitting by a real hot girl (of course I'd have to be in the very left or very right of the classroom) and I just couldn't wait to get home, I would dig into my pocket on the side nearest the wall and pull my undies below my balls. then I'd rub my dick with my hand in my pocket. It takes a while but it feels great. Make sure you keep a straight face as you do it., and you HAVE to make sure your at the very left or very right of the room so no one can see what you're doing.


300. Mystery meat

Get a can of Spam, take the whole block out, and heat it in the microwave to warm it. Not too much 'cause it will burn your cock. Cut a hole in the center to make it look like this (). Then put your cock in it and start fucking.


301. One hand on the wheel

For some reason, every time I get on the highway, I get horny as hell. I like to start by rubbing my cock through my pants. Then I lay my seat back a little, unzip my fly, and unleash my throbbing cock. I pull my pants down and start rubbing away with one hand and steering with the other. The closer I get to cumming, the faster I drive. When I'm almost ready to explode, I stop myself and drive a little longer. It's so exciting to pass people with your rock had cock standing straight up. I like to pull up close to people (especially truck drivers) and let them see my orgasm.


301. One hand on the wheel

For some reason, every time I get on the highway, I get horny as hell. I like to start by rubbing my cock through my pants. Then I lay my seat back a little, unzip my fly, and unleash my throbbing cock. I pull my pants down and start rubbing away with one hand and steering with the other. The closer I get to cumming, the faster I drive. When I'm almost ready to explode, I stop myself and drive a little longer. It's so exciting to pass people with your rock had cock standing straight up. I like to pull up close to people (especially truck drivers) and let them see my orgasm.


302. Anal avenger

I like to use whatever I can on my anus while I am jacking. I tie my balls with a rubber band, and use fingers in my ass -- as many as I can get in, 3 or 4 usually -- or various items that I can insert while jacking. I have used many items, but always try to use something that makes it snug so I can feel a little pain. I also like to get right at the point of cumming and back off. Do this several times and, man, what a cum.


303. Ball blaster

I take my normal shower, waiting to save my fun for last. Then I take the shower head, and spray it upward on my balls. The tingling stream of water on my balls feels so great! Then I spray my cock and balls and tummy, moving the spray around and around. Every time it hits my hard cock, it gives a special tingle. After a few minutes of this, I put the shower head between my legs spraying my balls while I stroke myself slowly, then faster and faster until I cum! It's great!


304. On camera

I like to get in front of the webcam and watch myself on the computer screen. I like seeing my dick grow and become hard and the precum start to leak on the head. I watch my dick throb and my balls bounce as I stroke my dick. I also like to rub my asshole while I stroke. As I cum my asshole starts throbbing.


305. Dancing pants

I get one of those vibrating eggs (with cord detachable from the base is best), poke a small hole in my pants pocket for the wire to go through and keep the controller in my pocket. This works great in the office, or especially while shopping. It is great to find a hot woman in professional attire and rev the thing up. It is quite a challenge to try and keep some sort of a conversation with the woman at the perfume counter when you are about to blow a massive load. This method works best with tight underwear and you need to tuck the vibrating "egg" in between your cock and balls. It is worth the purchase!


306. The bidet way

Overseas, find a hotel that has bidets in the rooms. Straddle it, adjust the temperature of the jet to suit. and play the stream of warm water on your perineum -- the space between your anus and your testicles. Read a sexy book -- preferably illustrated -- as you slide slowly back and forth, allowing the water to play alternately on your penis, your testicles, and your anus. Have a towel handy because from time to time you will want to put the book (or magazine) down: reach down, spread your cheeks and allow the jet to penetrate your rectum. Patience -- if you have the will power, you can prolong it for an hour or more.

307. Lubed tube

Take hand lotion, or conditioner, and lube up your cock really good. Then, get one of those sliding gel-filled tubes with the hole in the middle and slide it over your dick. Then, just jerk away!


308. Water wings

This is one of the best things I have ever found. Go buy a pair of kids' water wings, the kind they use when they are swimming. Blow them up and use some Vaseline, and presto, you have the best artificial pussy you can find! These things feel so fucking good you'll be stocking up all summer long. Buy a few because you cant find them in the wintertime...after awhile the Vaseline makes the vinyl get hard and they're much better when they're soft.


309. Light one up

The best way to masturbate is to put something in your ass and jerk off. Trust me, the orgasm will be awesome. And if you're a smoker, smoke hard while masturbating.


310. Fitting room frenzy

I used to work at the Gap, and during my breaks I would pretend to be trying on clothes, get completely naked in a fitting room, sit on the bench and masturbate in front of the mirror. It was hot to see me jerk myself off, my big balls bouncing as I yanked my cock up and down steadily with my left hand. Hearing the voices of the women around me trying on clothes, in only their bras and panties would make me cum all over the mirror, the floor, and the bench. I would clean up my load with one of the shirts I grabbed to try on. Afterwards I would return to work. Don't worry, I would "damage out" the shirt each time, so it wouldn't get sold. If you are ever in the gap stores, stay out of fitting rooms number one, three, and nine. I might have been there.


311. Hot mango

I like to get a mango peel and put it in the microwave and wrap it around my cock. It feels like a warm pussy.


312. Free willy

When I was a teenager, I had a Shamu killer whale plush animal, with that really soft fuzzy stuffing inside. Well, somehow Shamu got a rip above his nose, a perfect size. Seeing how I was just getting into my sexuality, I found that little hole very pleasing. FREE WILLY!


313. Marker madness

First I find a pen, marker or anything round and smooth. I lube it (or not) and insert it into my ass. I then get an erection and with my left hand push the marker in and out of my butt while rubbing my scrotum. With my right hand I grab my penis in my palm and jerk it up and down. It feels GREAT!


314. Lotus position

I usually masturbate after a long yoga session; I sit cross-legged in the lotus position, uncover the tip of my penis and begin caressing it very slowly with two fingers. It self-lubricates in a short time, so I begin massaging the shaft. When approaching the magic moment I reduce speed and try to stay on the edge. I continue for long time in this way (I continued once for more than 6 hrs.). At the end I stroke vigorously until I explode.


315. Sweet spot

Rather than pump away with my dick in my fist, I like to rub the "sweet spot" (you guys know where it is) across or in a circular motion. Add a little spit, and wow!!! Very different sensations! Powerful cum!


316. Horny hotel

I love to get off in hotel showers. I'm getting hard just thinking about it. There's something so hot about leaving your cum behind to mark your territory. Another awesome way to get off in a hotel is to do it while there's someone in the bed right next to you. Having to stay quiet and not move much makes it challenging and exciting. I get so horny just thinking that the person in the bed next to me could wake up at anytime. I've heard one of my friends getting off in the bed next to me and it works both ways. It got me so hot that I had to pull out my cock and start rubbing away. The best part is, when you're finished, you have to just lay there and sleep drenched in cum. Have fun on your next trip.


317. Cum together

There's nothing better than cumming at the same time as someone else, especially when they're not in the same room. When I lived with my old roommate, we both knew that when we went to bed, we were both going to masturbate. Our bedrooms weren't far apart, so if you were just loud enough, you could give the other person something to work off of. When I would start it off, I would make sure he could hear my mattress squeaking every time I pounded my cock. Then I would let out some audible moans. I'd keep jerking off, but be really quite so I could hear what he was doing. When it was time to shoot my load, I'd let loose. Try this if you have a roommate. It works with either sex.


318. Conference call

My roommate and his girlfriend were separated by some distance when he went away to school. Just because I'm a nosey person, I would sometimes put the downstairs phone on mute and listen to their conversations. One night I pick up the phone to listen, and I hear my roommate say, "Guess where my hand is?" I immediately started paying attention. The conversation turned into an intense round of phone sex. I of course pulled out my cock and joined right in. It turned into an every night thing. I started timing myself so I could cum with my roommate.


319. Spa

If you have a spa bath, get your spa going and lube yourself and make yourself really hard. Now press your cock into the jets of the spa. With the great sensation you probably won't feel the orgasm, but the lead-up is still fantastically indulging.


320. Cum rubdown

I lay in my bed at night and rub my cock up and down till I start too get a little cum out. I rub it even harder and the cum starts to pour out of it. I take the cum and rub it all over my chest and stomach with my right hand as I rub my dick with my left hand, and then I cum again.


321. Sticky cock

Get a glue stick and smear glue all over your hard cock and balls. This makes your cock all wet and sticky feeling really good. Whack away (note: it is best to be completely naked, as to avoid glue on your clothes). Just before you reach climax, get a small amount of mouthwash and pour over your rock hard dick. Your cock head will now start to tingle. Get some tissue paper, which will stick to your wet cock. Now jack off.


322. Just like pussy

I like to go down to my local supermarket and buy an average raw chicken breast. I chuck it in the microwave to warm it up and when warm cut a slit in it and fuck away like crazy. It feels great and is the closest thing to a real pussy.


323. Pound your pillow

I put on a condom, lie in bed and fold a pillow over my cock. I move the pillow up and down while thrusting till I cum.


324. Get (shower) head

The way I have found that really gets me off is to get in the bathtub and take the shower head (this only works if you have a removable shower head) and turn it on its hardest direct stream setting. I push my dick against my stomach, keeping only my index finger on it near the base, just to keep it in place. Then I take the direct stream of water so it's hitting the bottom of my cock right below the head, right in the upside down v shape there. I lay back and wait till my dick starts getting harder. Just as I'm about to cum I like to stick my thumb up my ass


325. Toilet stall show

I like to jack it in a public bathroom, the ones with more than one toilet. When there is nobody in there, I open the stall door. The chance that someone might come in and catch me just drives me crazy.


326. Banarama

I have a little cut in my mattress. I put a banana peel inside, stick in my dick and start moving up and down till I shoot.


327. Piss hole poking

I like to slide a flexible and smooth tube into my urethra and work it in and out until I cum. I use the clear plastic tube so I can watch my cum pump thru it as I get off.


328. Minty fresh

I get a breath mint and put it on the tip of my dick. When it is on there for at least two minutes I always get a one-minute orgasm and it feels great.


329. Shower power

I remove the showerhead and allow the jet of water hit the shower floor. I then squat on with my hands on the floor behind me and I position myself so that the jet of water that streams down hits on the frenulum of my cock (I am circumcised). It makes the cock vibrate especially if the water pressure is high but the orgasms that I get are very intense and often I can cum up to 4 -5 times again and again.


330. Shower show-off

Something that really helps me get off in the shower is to put on a show. My bathroom is connected to both my bedroom and my roommate's bedroom. It's really easy to hear what's going on in the shower. I get so horny just knowing he can hear me. I make sure that I rub my cock really hard and fast to make lots of smacking sounds. Then, as I get closer to cumming, I moan loader and louder. If I really want to get off I'll start fingering my asshole really fast. This drives me crazy! Finally when I cum, I hold nothing back. The best thing is, when I'm finished, I go to my room and hear my roommate get in the shower. Now it's my turn to be the audience. It's a great way to get off two times in a row.


331. Silk boxers

I first start rubbing my scrotum with a pen cap. I then put on silk boxer shorts and lie on my back in bed. I use my pillow to rub my cock with my legs open (like the missionary position). I use the stop and start method until can't hold it any longer. As I'm about to come I rub my the outer parts of my legs on my sheets. This leads to a massive orgasm.


332. Shower fun

I like to use the water jet from the shower head to get off. I hold my dick against my belly and let the water burst at the underside of my dick right below the head. I can usually go for 15 to 20 minutes. The hotter the water the better. When I can't stand it anymore I let it go and have the best ejaculation ever. Way better than the usual jerk session. Try it you'll like it!!


333. Wonder bread

I took half a loaf of bread, making a hole just the diameter of my penis and putting a plastic bag inside the hole and then wrapping it round the half-loaf. I took this to bed with me and it served as an excellent mock vagina. After coming I left the sperm-filled bread by the side of the bed and in the morning masturbated with it again, the previous night’s sperm acting as an arousing lubricant.


334. Bouncy bouncy

I discovered this in a book. I crouch down on my heels and tuck my erect penis between them and bounce up and down, This works best with a lubricant, or in the bath with soap. Another method is to lie on my back with my knees tucked up to my waist and then put my penis between my knees – and squeeze!


335. Secret ingredient

Once, I was kneading dough in the kitchen and I got an erection and soon realized that it was going to end in masturbation. The soft, rubbery feel of the dough gave me an idea. I made a hole in it, put in some olive oil and then took out my penis and inserted it in this culinary vagina. The sensation was fabulous! I pulled it out and pushed it in, backwards and forwards, until I could feel myself coming. The first few times I did this I practiced “coitus interruptus” and ejaculated outside the dough, but finally I went the whole hog and completed the erotic experience by ejaculating into the dough, then kneading it in and baking “sperm bread”! If only those who eventually ate it had known the secret ingredient!


336. Satin panties

I like to put on a pair of satin panties, which usually gets me really hard at just the thought. I then begin to slowly rub my hardened cock through the panties. As the tension begins to build I then slide my hand inside the panties and finish myself off. The feeling of women's panties against my cock is such a turn on for me. Just panties nothing else. My wife sometimes buys them for me. Only high cut satin ones.


337. Ultra sheer

Somehow get a pair of ultra sheer pantyhose -- only ultra sheer, or even maybe sheer, because you need it to be silky smooth. Actually, get like 3-4 pairs and wrap them around your cock and start jerking off. Don't use the panty portion; it's not smooth and silky. It's even better stimulation when the pantyhose is a little cold. This is the best "dry" stimulation I've ever found.


338. Hi neighbor

I love to leave my apartment drapes open so that my married next door neighbor might see. I sit on a chair facing the window and lather up my cock with lotion. I hold my big balls tightly with one hand while I stroke my cock with the other. I bring my hand down the length of it and swirl it around the fat head. I jack it faster and faster. She has watched me many times. I always pretend I don't see her as I shoot my cum all over the place.


339. Golden shower

First I lay down in the tub and piss all over myself, trying to piss in my mouth. I swallow as much as I can. I then rub the piss all over my balls and cock, and then rub all around the head until I can not take it, then jerk off cumming on my chest and face. Sometimes I can cum in my mouth. I love the taste of cum and piss.


340. Hot massage

I use a back massager with heat. Place the head of the vibrating heat massager on the head of your penis. I am usually hard already. If you are soft use the massager to get hard. I lay back naked on my couch with the curtains on the glass doors open that face the street. Hold the back massager on the head of your penis and slightly hump up. Tense your legs repeatedly. When you start cumming it feels so fucking good you will yell out with your excitement. This may take some time so rest when you need to.


341. Suck and jack

If you have got a big dick then you can do this. I lie on my back, put my legs behind my head and put my dick in my mouth. I start sucking and jacking. It feels really great when you cum in your own mouth! Try it!!


342. Good grip

When I jerk off I like to cup my balls with one hand and get a good grip on my shaft with the other hand and keep stroking with my hand wrapped tightly around my cock. I like to cup my hand around the head and feel the ring. What an orgasm it brings on.


343. Double bagged

Buy a packet of ribbed condoms. Stick two on your dick and wank away. The orgasm is huge!!


344. Fitness freak

Take an old skiing wetsuit and put it on naked. You have to use J-Lube lubricant! Mix up a gallon of it with hot water. Get in an empty bath tub on your back. Unzip a short portion enough to pour the mixture into the wetsuit. After dumping it in, zip your suit back up and start pushing the lube around in the suit. This is an AWESOME feeling, even more so when you are completely shaved. Try laying on your stomach and fuck the floor of the tub.


345. Margarine method

I use hand lotion all over my dick to start with and rub it in. Then I use some margarine that has been left on some paper towels for a few days beforehand; this causes the lighter oils in the margarine to soak into the paper, resulting in a thicker mix which feels better. I prefer this to KY Jelly as it doesn't dry out and is cheaper. It also helps to wash your hands before as the skin absorbs moisture and they stay softer. Sometimes I've almost passed out when I blow my nuts with this method, and I seem to squirt cum further as well.


346. Tip toes

I like to jack off standing up. Just as I am about to cum I stand on my tip toes. At the same time I try to make my whole body rigid. For some reason the feeling is so intense.


347. Latex lover

I masturbate wearing a pair of transparent latex panties. Once my cock gets wet they become oh so soft and slippery and the feeling of the soft slippery latex on my cock is divine. I stroke myself with the lightest touch and keep myself on the verge of coming for over an hour. When I do eventually come the orgasm is mind blowing and I fill my panties with sperm. The smell of the latex and cum is fantastic as well


348. Go for distance

I love to stroke my penis for hours before I let it shoot, then stand and watch how far I can pump the semen out of my throbbing erection. The length of time and excitement level sometimes make for an incredibly intense and messy orgasm due to the volume of semen, and I take full advantage of this as I let my penis spray. I love it if I get 6 or 7 spurts!


349. Pool boy

A really good way to get off is to go into a pool and stick your penis in the water jet. It feels like you're getting a blow job.


350. On the road

I love to masturbate while driving on the interstate. Once I noticed an SUV in the next lane keeping pace with me. Thinking some other guy was watching me jack-off, I looked over timidly to see a very attractive middle-aged woman staring at me and smiling. I was embarrassed but also incredibly turned on, so I decided to give her a bit of a show. I put the car on cruise-control, raised my hips so she could see clearly, and slowly stroked my cock until I came into my fist. Soon after the "fog" cleared, she honked her horn, gave me a thumbs-up, and drove away. AWESOME EXPERIENCE!!!

 

 

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